I am 90% sure that Benson Terrier would kill a Harris Hamster in cold blood. That’s what they were bred to do.

Speaking of Hollywood BLVD, nipples, and trauma: guess where I decided to get my nipples pierced?! I was 18, my “friend” knew a guy who would do it cheap, and I was a fucking idiot. They GUSHED blood, my boobs were rock hard and swollen for 3 days, and when they had finally healed enough for me to get smaller…

The first time was my fault. I was hungover, hadn’t eaten all day, was riding my bike crazy fast because I was late and smoked ciggs. Then she was touching up on a neck tattoo and so my head was bent down and I wasn’t breathing properly. The panic attack was so bad that I didn’t even realize I was having one. I…

I really really want to get “WHISKERS” tattooed across my knuckles in white ink but the last two times I got tattooed I had terrible panic attacks and I dont think I can do it anymore *sad trombone*

I think the worst part is that I was wearing the heels, feeling all sexy and confident, legs for days, and I just ATE SHIT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. Cool cool.

Well I love your screen name. Yay for watching WAY too much TV!

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Agree. Elle Fanning is too damn precious.

Fox’s Bill O’Reilly Says Black Lives Matter Is A “Hate Group” That Wants Police Officers Dead

I’m a bike rider and grates constantly give me anxiety. Also old railroad tracks in residential areas that still have enough depth to perfectly catch your tire and flip you over your handlebars.

I went to my partner’s company Christmas party in platform wedges and fell over, spilling my vodka cran everywhere. So the rest of the party I had to walk around smelling like a bar. Made a great impression on his coworkers I’m sure.

I fucking love the Jurassic franchise but my jaw dropped when I saw Bryce Dallas Howard running faster than a fucking Indominous Rex in four inch pumps. Like wat?

Don’t even get me started on the fact that dental insurance is a thing. Dental care should be part of medical insurance without question. If having an infection in your gums could literally kill you, I don’t understand how your teeth aren’t relevant to your medical health.

“I don’t think I’m saying anything controversial am I?”

True but (and I could totally be wrong) I feel like Dasani is the only water I’ve seen with a sodium content on the label. And above comment does not mean I disagree with you. Dasani is pretty good (preference is Crystal Geiser though).

I would prefer not talking to him at all because my mouth is too full with breakfast