Neopets was my jam. I had a kau named James St. James

I found the most beautiful thing and needed to share with you immediately

Do the cave lodgings include WiFi? You know my motto, “Who needs friends when you have the internet!”.

Sarah Palin Loves Great American Pumpkin Donald Trump

I’m glad you braved the video to confirm that she is indeed a moron. I can’t press play. I don’t need that sort of negativity in my life.

I scrolled down and just burst out cackling and all of my dogs got scared. But not as scared as I am right now, looking at that man smile.

Aka: “I wish we could go back to the time when we could be openly racist and oppressive and not be called out on our bigotry. A time when being white was truly right.”

Ugggghhhh

It was Jolene wasn’t it? Boxers usually don’t have a discerning pallet

A million billion years ago when a friend’s dad died, she and her best friend sang an Evanescence song a capella. It was really bad and I feel terrible saying that.

True story: I once saw a homeless man taking a daytime dump in the embarcadero in SF and it was NEON ORANGE. What gives a person traffic cone colored diarrhea? The world may never know.

“...tattoos — with meaning.”

Deputy Farnam enjoying the sunshine on his day off.

That’s insulting to pigs

I think she looks like Chloe Sevigny so I’m voting hot

I wish you had just let me believe that they were prophylactics.

This was my exact thought

TBH I don’t have a lot of problems with the idea of human euthanasia. Like the way Dr. Kevorkian killed patients who only wanted to die with some dignity left or were in such pain that every minute alive was agony (and he would psych eval them first to make sure they weren’t suffering from mental illness). I don’t…