amberelliott
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I don’t like this

That part about the hospital tore my heart to shreds. I was 17 and completely self absorbed when Katrina hit, so I honestly don’t know many of these details. I can’t imagine the terror.

America’s all like-

I didn’t mean that the women weren’t hurt I just meant that I’m happy nothing more serious happened- you know considering the explosives and stuff

The alien overlords should know

“...telling them that the shadowy government agents he worked for would arrive to whisk his body away.”

I am really stuck on this tank

Screaming and sobbing in terror would be appropriate.

I had to turn it off too for that exact reason. Grated on my nerves.

Well obviously this guy was never an 11 year old girl in a tiny dingy, in the harbor, unbeknownst to her dad, who had to be rescued after a HUGE fucking sea lion decided it was fun to keep swimming past the boat and knocking it around.

“Human dick pic Justin Bieber”... I like the sound of that

Nope! Just a totally irrational adult thank you very much

I’m imagining Courtney Stodden scantly dressed with bear ears (a la Halloween for Mean Girls)

Bits of glass muffin- owww!

I have this silly fear that there will be an emergency and I will have to run outside so I try and keep pajama pants on while lounging.

It is almost 8pm, I’m near the bay, and it is 80 fucking degrees outside. And 4 of my pets are trying to snuggle with me. This should go without saying but I gave up on wearing pants hours ago.

‘Don’t worry, he has met someone. She is a teacher and he seems to love her very much, and we think she will help keep him grounded,’...

Ahahahahaha. I never thought this gif could be applied to anything other than dick pics, but you have proved me wrong. Get Justin away

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might be moving to London, GUVNA!

I wanted to think that this was some pearl clutching nonsense but once I read that he’s accused of being a racist and misogynist (plus that some of the porn was “racially insensitive”) I have terrible images floating behind my eyes.