Um I’m pretty sure I would take bus seats over airplane seats any day. At least I can get my fat ass on a bus without having to pay extra.

Fuck this adorable British child. He is too cute and it is melting my cold, dead heart.

My man friend has ADHD and that is why I think things would fall apart if I died. He has a really hard time remembering instructions or gets them confused with other, similar things. He and the 8 pets would probably be eating pizza every night like a bunch of turtle teenagers.

Yeah I just have the mini bottle but only use it when I’m going out with friends. Stuff is too precious for day to day use

25. I think the best thing God created was a woman.

Hard “YES”. I’m over here, giggling away like a maniac.

My friends and I call that stuff “accidentally vegan”. Like the Spicy Sweet Chili doritos that taste like Chinese food. Mmmm

Pumpkin and snickerdoodle are great. The rest are booty, very dry and crumbly

I’ve only had a kinja account for a little while. I should have made one years ago when I first started reading Jez, but waited til I was a terrible agoraphobic with no commitments. Yay never leaving the house!

My man friend is so fucking inept at playing with my hair and it sucks. For years I’ve tried to coach him to do better yet he’s still terrible at it. *sad trombone*

I only got lice once but I loved it when my mom played with my hair. So I always complained to her that I thought I was infected to get some head scritches.

Agree. I LOVE most vegan pastries.

If he’s capable of this, then you can never really trust that you two can work things out.

Vegan cake is actually really fucking good. It’s very dense and moist and I’ve had a couple different kinds. I think chocolate is the best though.

Julianne Moore is a babe for life

Sam Elliott trying not to laugh is so cute.

What a rude thing to say about her pores. I have always had really big pores and my recent discovery of this product has changed my life

2,068,467 pounds of turkey bacon

Donald Trump