Fair. I have sausage fingers and this probably wouldn’t even fit the pinky. But I am VERY intrigued by bubblegum jewelry and agree that these are pretty.

But...but...pinky ring :(

Five years ago I had a couple of coworkers discussing how if you’re a man who wears shorts above the knee, then you’re gay. Then I made the mistake of assuming that they were joking and they then vomited more homoantagonistic insights upond my person. It was this major wake up call because at that point in my…

I think it’s more like trolling

Never! I cut it hella short a year and a half ago (because I go through phases where i hate it) and I was looking at old pics where it was even longer and I just miss it way too much.

My man friend is a really tall version of Bill and asked me if I wanted to be Ted for Halloween. My hair is crazy long and I’m just not looking forward to buying a wig.

Guess how old I am?

But it’s soaked in alcohol

Have you seen “The Worst Cat” on tumblr. It is so hilarious and I think you’ll love it.

Oh hi there

That brief moment when the internet actually makes me happy

The only thing I got is “hella” but 8 years ago when I moved to Arizona for 3 months, the people I met were all, “What does that even mean????”. I’m pretty sure everyone knows it now though right?

Vulva are WAY harder to draw then dicks is why.

I just typed this really long and thoughtful response and kinja ate it. So the shorter version is to not catastrophise the future. Pick a single box, forget about the others, and unpack it. Then you can stop and reward yourself with a refreshing pop tart flavored beer. Because I do not follow my own advice, I’ve been…

This does not make you a terrible person at all. AT ALL.

The only extra body parts I have laying around are some of my cat’s rotten teeth (I was so excited when the vet gave them to me!). I want earrings now.

Maybe when there is less stigma surrounding mental illness then us folks living with it will feel more forthright with disclosure.

Never. Change.

I can’t tell the tone of your question but I will say that I do wash my bush with soap. My labia only get water and I never do anything to my vagina.