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*wink* glad somebody got it

If your puss smells so bad that you need soap to cleanse it, then see a doctor. If you think your puss smells bad because vaginas are gross and everyone knows that then it’s time to reevaluate the situation. People were fucking and giving oral long before soap was normal. If you’re feeling self conscious then dab some

Thank you! I’ve never been to NYC but I guaran-fucking-tee that fat people dwell there. We. are. everywhere - spoookyyy

I only know Lena Dunham because of tweet beat and I have to say, in all honesty, that I hate her.

She’s on Brooklyn 99 and I have to agree with her on this one- #TeamSrirachaIsJustOk

Thank you. Leave your vagina alone. Use water on labia and Voila! Clean downstairs mixup.

Oh, definitely not! These leggings are really, really, really, really stretchy. My ass totally fits.

It’s either every time I go to a restaurant with my mother and she is rude and impatient with servers

Speak for yourself. My goal in life is to become a mermaid. Of course I would look closer to this-

If masturbation counted as exercise, I would be a goddamn pixie.

Amen! Screw the obese! Uuggghhh

Maybe it’s because fat women are significantly more likely to be body shamed. After years of verbal abuse, it might be hard to believe that anybody can be minimally dressed without comment. Also let me add that, as a fat woman, the majority of women who give me shit are thin women; something I have never had the urge

I think if it was a different shade of purple it would totally work with her shirt

d. They act desperate/thirsty

Ah I see! I sort of misunderstood what you were saying. Yes totally agree that they had that pressure placed upon them.

Eh. I’m really uninterested in anyone’s “purity”. Choosing not to have sex/ to have sex is a choice everyone should be entitled to. However, when stress is put on “virginity” (which ultimately means “not a whore”) or abstaining from sex (which generally involves God) it feels like just another patriarchal tool to