It looks like matted pubes to me

This reminds me of a really poignant line in the first episode of Kimmy Schmidt. It is really heartbreaking how most girls are conditioned from birth to submit to men even when we are uncomfortable or scared.

See that was the obvious choice but I like this one a lot since it features L. Krav pre #penisgate

The Ghost of Relationships Past is reminding me of a long ago couple who also had us keeping tabs on their sexual debut.

“You just dab the gloves with water, plug into a four-pound box containing a battery, and rub yourself all over.”

I choose to stick my fingers in my ears and go “lalalalalalalala!”

Amen

• Chris Pratt is very sad and has been “staying up trolling the web at all hours.”

“Most women are happier at home. They are pretending that they like working...”

“...extravagant wedding included four helicopters, a motorcade of sports cars worth $50 million, and a fighter jet. Oh, and a sea plane, because no wedding is complete without one.”

This gif looks like a sad animal trying to nurse.

I know. Who does she think she is?

I am at a point in my life where I find sex scenes in shows so incredibly boring. I get it. You had sex. I don’t need to watch 4 minutes of it. Continue with the story please.

I know pretty much all wax figures have dead face but it’s because she is on all fours that it bothers me.

Because of the demon eye confusion, I read the quote next to them as, “he’s super hot but also super natural”.

Not for me but I guess it would depend on the person. It did make smoking undesirable for me though which was a nice side effect.

Harry Connick Jr.’s 19-year-old daughter drank a little alcohol and also gave some other teens alcohol.