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It bothers me that she has this dead expression while being on all fours. She looks really submissive to me and that is not at all the energy she gives off in Anaconda. I assume Nicki approved it before they made it but yeah I don’t like.

Viagra is actually a drug called Sildenafil and it is a heart medication. My chihuahua takes it for his severe heart murmur (and yes it gives him huge and disgusting boners). My point being that it’s probably easier for misogynist insurers to justify it’s coverage.

This is sad and outrageous. Those who are deemed “criminals” lose their rights and humane treatment based on the whims of their keepers.

Might as well start taking Wellbutrin. Works wonders for the ol’ libido AND it makes you smile

My bleeding vagina just recoiled at the thought of someone pulling at my tampon string unexpectedly

Are they being compensated for the shut downs? It would be pretty upsetting if they were suddenly left with no income.

I think you mean “a black thug”

I could have done better but I have had copious amounts of alcohol

Little goose poops

Luckily they got support after jail. He’s a veteran and after the cock up the VA was 100% there

I share a B-day with Jon Stewart and Anna Nicole Smith. Holla!

Been there, done that! Amirite? Up high!

Ah! I see now. In Oakland we have a 140 acre water hole called Lake Merritt. It is brackish and known to some locals as “the lake of a thousand smells”.

Oh I totally didn’t get that you think the ostrich murder is more shocking than this from you’re original comment at all. Sorry mine came across as snarky.

My best friend has been celebrating her 23rd birthday for 10 years

I also know someone who had a psychotic break and tried to kill his cousin with a shovel and then wanted to light himself on fire. No one was injured and he still went to jail for almost an entire year.

Yes. While I do think that our animal cruelty laws need to be amended I still believe a human deserves a bit more justice than a bird.

I’ve gotten black out drunk before and HEY. GUESS WHAT? I had to face the consequences of my actions even though I had no memory of my non-violent outburst. I couldn’t say whether or not he meant to choke her if he was/ wasn’t blacked out but he SURE AS HELL deserves to be punished more than 15 days in jail. I knew

She looks high as fuh