You may be talking about New York right now but the East Coast is an enigma to me.

Yes it helps that they’re all quite small so naughtiness is just sort of meh vs. OH MY GOD YOU DESTROYED THE WHOLE HOUSE. Ya know?

I thought the headline said that she dyed her POOP blood red. Which was more exciting than POOL in my opinion

Yoko is trying to get us to dredge the smelly pond in her back yard that she’s wanted gone for ages. For free. ONO, we aren’t falling for that!

3 of my 4 know how to sit, 1 knows how to lay down and 3 know to go in their crates. My senior chihuahua can’t do anything *shrug*

Goddamn that 3 legged sheltie stole my heart

It’s a long running joke on Jezebel because she was photographed being carried around. It would definitely be stupid to literally believe adult woman is a baby.

“I don’t want them to kill the bears; I just want them relocated,”

I was having a conversation the other day about Belgian waffles vs. Belgian waffles with strawberries and creme. The difference is like $3 when it is obvious they have sliced up 3 strawberries and sprayed whip on top. It’s totally ridiculous.

I was shocked the first time I received a sandwich without a pickle. Not having chips didn’t bother me so much because unlike most people, I find sandwiches filling. However, I am a goddamned pickle fanatic. That is one of the best parts of ordering a sandwich.

Stealing vulnerable people’s money is fucking wrong. Flat out lying about a faith cure for cancer, lupus, etc is disgusting and should be all the illigal. If God cured cancer then I’m sure a lot of us would still be living with loved ones. I sincerely doubt that if that woman was diagnosed with cancer that she would…

I’m sure their voices are nice when they aren’t bopping around but...ehhhh this doesn’t sound great

How dare you! You are not drinking the right vodka. Yes Taaka and Golden Gate taste that way but premium brands are really smooth and sometimes a touch sweet (not like rum though). I used to be a whiskey gal but turned 25 and my guts said “fuck you, no more”.

“Mr Trump how do you feel about keeping the English speaking white people?”

Yeah I definitely wonder how he feels about white Canadians and western Europeans.

It’s at times like these where I start to feel more amenable towards vigilante justice.

My good friend just ADORES fireball. She tried to make me drink it on my birthday last year and I did a hard pass. Then her birthday came around and she asked me to take a shot with her and... I don’t suggest it.

Vodka and coke seems like it would be terrible, no? And I love vodka

Yes. The problem isn’t her acting. I like almost every K. Dunst film I’ve seen. Meloncholia made me weep. She just gives me this vibe like she’s not a good person.

That made me so angry too. Like, get the fuck over it, not everyone feels guilty about their abortions. This is obviously a harmful stereotype and I wish it would die already.