My person got me a moonstone engagement ring because I think diamonds are sups boring

Same. I clicked on it so fast and was then quickly shut down.

I can’t fix America.

Why is Kylie being such a boobpunch?

Our tits won’t give up without a fight, they won’t vanish quietly into the night!:

Are those titmouse’s?

To be fair, I’ve had many a famous admirers over the years:

Please don’t ask me the specifics of something that happened 13 years ago. I’ve consumed way too many margaritas in my lifetime to know a detail like that.

Is there some rule saying that Democrats and Republicans can never associate with each other? I don’t even see why this is a big deal. She did it for money, she did it ironically, she did it because she was a big fan of “The Apprentice”.

Anyone born after ‘84 who remembers when this came out-

That’s impossible. Aladdin was my boyfriend from 1992-1999. See, here’s a picture he sent me.

Candace Cameron Bure (Zealot Kurt Cameron’s zealot sister)

A 19 year old can’t be a millennial, right? I refuse to be lumped together with anyone born past 1992.

It only works if the troll has commented on one of your posts but:

Oprah shade!

Definitely. Whenever black people are dead they all come slithering out of the woodwork to talk about how cops are the best and the victims were non compliant so deserved what they got or #AllLivesMatter. Right. Bye Felicia.