This gif wins! How did you know that I’m in love with The Rock?

I only discovered the dismiss button yesterday. I’ve never felt so much power over trolls.

For sure. Working in animal rescue and living in poorer cities I have some experience with “outside” dogs. I totally accept the cultural and regional differences in animal care but I feel it’s obvious that this guy is an unintelligent sociopath.

I like how these ‘reporters’ didn’t even consider that she may have some developmental delays or may be sick or nervous or sad. She’s 4 FFS.

In all seriousness I definitely get where you’re coming from because (as a poor person) entitled, rich jerk people really bother me. However, as a person with a mental illness that has a few hard to control compulsions, I am inclined to first believe that shoplifters might just need some help. But then I hear about…

It’s not her fault. She’s strange and unusual.

“Ugh” like you also think she is the most beautiful pixie dream woman as well?

Oh man I had a friend who worked at Benneton and those employees stole EVERYTHING because there was nary a camera in the whole store.

No Nonsense Model: Even *you* won’t find a better buy for panty hose!

Am I the only one who’s excited about Weird Al’s balloon accordion? YOU GO GLEN COCO.

They probably found like a single mouse dropping under the stove or potentially a hole chewed in a bag of grain. If there was a real problem they would close him the fuck down.

He probably leased it right?

I can’t imagine what sort of jerk wouldn’t take a shower before getting a bikini wax. Like, I always shower before going to the gyno or make sure I don’t have stinky breath before the dentist. So rude.

Are people not allowed to put the little locks on their baggage anymore?

I wasn’t even thinking about the pain factor but good to know! I just don’t want to show off my butthole to strangers

I have always known that I am way too high strung for acid. Weirdly, I was totally cool with cocaine. I maintain that it’s because I’m Peruvian.

Ugh I’m so sorry. Where are you from and is the sex education terrible there or were you sick that day?

Thank you. It was a long time ago and I never really mean to bring it up because it makes people feel awkward and/or sad.