Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Help me, I stuck to sports and now I can’t get all this sports off of me. Can you guys get Jolie Kerr to do an article about the best way to get sports off of a nice dress shirt?

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Fantasy Player Who Deserves To Die A Slow, Painful Death

You’re surprised that Deadspin ignored something that would’ve been fixed with video replay?

I’m very happy for you, Justice Kavanaugh.

Assuming that NFL coaches know how clocks work makes this taek too hot for my taste.

Nailed it.

“I don’t know. It was pretty ghost, er, gross. Let’s hope he’s back to 100% and last week’s performance was an apparition, I mean, an aberration. We realize this has been a rough season for all of Jets phantom, uh, fandom. STOP RECORDING ME.”

“I have an idea.” -Ronnie Lott

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

James Harden will be a lot more entertaining to watch this season, if only to see Russell Westbrook’s reactions.

“I never saw a ghost when I played against the Pats. I did see a giant asshole though.” - Mark Sanchez

Bottomless mimosas are the best “All You Can Eat Food.”

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah let’s appreciate the Patriots for a change. Or I can just slit my wrists which has the same life-draining effect but is a less unpleasant feeling.

Ouch...let me show you on the doll where that comment touched me.