The school recently announced the hiring of new head coach Greg Brandory

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Fuck yeah it does!

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

Mike Pence is just the spark the presidency needs right now!

My wife and I have been looking for a spark in the bedroom, and surprisingly it was also Ryan Fitzpatrick. 

Mark Chmura has entered the chat

All those fans thought they’d scored crazy cheap tickets to a Manchester United game, only to be stuck watching United of Manchester.

Good Head, Boner Combine To Get FCUM All Over The Internet

Time to close down the Funbag comments for the week. This is the winner.

...and that man grew up to be former Ohio Governor and 2nd tier 2016 presidential candidate John Kasich.

don’t forget that opportunity at the scholarship for winning that golf tournament against Judge Smails. 

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

So he used to be opaque, but he’s Glasnow?

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

1. Appropriate Username? CHECK!

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…