I only dare to dip a toe into this thread.

anyone good except the Bills

“Nothing in the rules said I couldn’t kill their star QB before the game.”

You’re using traditional stats, you need to get with the advanced analytics. His Shittiness Above Replacement is not that bad.

And Bengals? Are the Bengals trying? They seem quite bad also.

Needs more beef.

Yeah that’s the best. I now live in the Atlantic time zone, which is awful from a TV sports perspective, but living in Pacific made for glorious wasted Sundays.

I Kant believe this post didn’t even answer the question of whether it was a catch or not.

He’s using Nick Foles’ jock strap. And he has to stretch it out.

That’s Gardner Minshew II, please. He’s a perfect fit for Jaguars Junction.

Ouch that’s close to the mark.

This. The probability of a catastrophic leg injury must be very close to 100%? Mind you, I am not sure they fix that curse by waiting longer.

FOH clown.

Med10crity

You really stretched to work Dyfug’s in there, also you mentioned the Sens for some unknown reason. But I will give you a star for the concept.

Is Bush the Most Underrated 90s Band? A Very Short Debate.

The mockery of that graphic is not mockery of Darnold. I mean, there is plenty of mockery to go around, but Gabe stuck to mocking the network and the Jets.

Plus, aren’t they just DOING it wrong? I thought the idea of tanking was to keep the good young guys you have, and dump the (relatively) highly-paid veterans for more young guys / draft picks.

Without a known rapist, anyway.

Everybody in the division is getting outscored.