Yeah. My first thought is “since when does the word of rape suspects get precedence”? And then I remembered......................all of the time (unfortunately).

HOLY SHIT is that their defense? HER DAD SAID IT WAS COOL?

I love how these guys think asking her father if they can have sex with her is “consent.” Morons. It’s like, no you have to ask the person you’re having sex with.

jesus fucking christ. that poor girl.

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Nothing quite says Christian values like indiscriminate carpet bombing.

There is one, and only one, legal and moral defense for a 29 year-old having sex with a 13 year-old:

Zee Baronness has no time for such plebian concerns as the comfort of your hoohas!

Dear god... What have I created?

I think it’s cute that you think there are hoards of Canadians who WANT to invade the States. Also we’ve heard about your guns. I’m good where I am.

Lol, Total b.s. they like to think they’re fascinating but I’m married to a mason and I assure you nothing. interesting. happens. there.

“Hi! So we’re invading you, ok? If you don’t mind. Sorry eh?”

First thought: not a breathable material for hoohas.

I had no idea I’d enjoy this interview as much as I did. How interesting. Those mesh gloves with a bit of latex, I kinda love them.

It’s the Canadian hordes you really have to worry about, what with their excessive politeness and their Tim Hortons.

These days “militia” means “white terrorists”. Lets treat them as such.

Incomplete without a guillotine and live mouse option.

Let’s be honest, probably a solid 40-60% of the wigs people make with this tool are shaped like dicks.

DICK WIG! I’ve decided to call it “The Trump”: