Or drive in open spaces, like a parking lot.

Re: Post-it note drivers’ license accuracy.

I think if they had cut out the adults from Full House, it would have been infinitely more watchable. No Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, Danny.... Aunt Becky could make an appearance every now and then...

“Luckily the constable and the driver of the Mercedes were not seriously injured but sadly we frequently have to deal with fatal collisions that could so easily have been avoided,” Roads policing Chief Inspector John Hogan told theSt. Helens Star.

Guys in chairs,

...and she hasn’t even seen the license plate.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I know. I don’t really blame Ferrari, they don’t even own the ad space.

Generic Backmarker Livery™ #63.

You mispelled “McLaren”

But was anyone out there actually saying “BRING BACK THE NEON!!!”?

She said she felt dizzy when she stood and had to be stretchered out of the hotel.

Its big, its heavy, its wood!

the last time I heard about an eighth grader getting impaled by a piece of hardwood this bad was Penn St.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

This is so beautiful that I want to impregnate someone immediately just to have an excuse to buy a station wagon.

“Oh, yeah... Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then then later there’s running and um, screaming.”