This should be interesting. Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry were the only good things about Friends.

There is nothing wrong with taking on debt if you know how to manage it and use it to your advantage. If you're paying cash for a car you're either obscenely wealthy or you aren't managing your finances correctly and could honestly be doing much better.

THAT’S RACIST!

After careful examination of the video, it appears that the engine blew up.

If I took the time to be offended by everything white people are offended by on my behalf, I probably wouldn’t even be able to enjoy most of my own culture tbh

It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

Telltale will remember that

Go ahead, unsee this face.

Ford Sierra:

Because it’s a muscle car in the old-school sense dialed up to 11 and completely shameless about it. It has an incredible amount of fun and character and unabashedly gives no fucks about any metric that isn’t horsepower.

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

He was aiming at the small exhaust port so he could hit the reactor core.

I don't know how it works in Spain, but over here they blame the black guy.

Jetski.

I’m sorry but any kid who’s idea of how to get their parents to let them play GTA V is “hey let’s make a powerpoint,” is the last kid you’d have to worry about being corrupted by GTA. Making a powerpoint to convince someone of doing something is the least GTA think you could possibly do.

“Man, it’s like he was shot out of a gun!”

x-wings can’t melt steel beams

I don’t think owning a VW is kosher.