Before you rant about someone else’s take on your passion, try replacing that item in your rant with something else completely arbitrary. Example below, using pizza.

Yes, let’s make less money than we can.

The S4 has been irrelevant since they got rid of the twin turbo V6 in 2003. The V8 is beyond lacking in performance, and the upcharge for the S is just a joke when a basic BMW 335i can more than keep up with it.

I stole a car... back.

Thanks for the F-shack.

A few years ago, the Red Sox were in the middle of an absolutely terrible season. I went into work and, not thinking much of it, left my tickets for that night’s game on my dashboard.

I get a call at the office from my insurance company one day telling me that they’ve recovered my stolen car. I tell them they must be mistaken because I didn’t report a car stolen - then they begin to verify my information and it just starts crushing me as I realize it’s actually my car that was stolen the night…

Thanks. Here’s one from the rear. :-)

I first saw her at 16. I knew right then I needed to have her. 3yrs later, I obtained her.

The #1 slot should have been this. Just kick the Pontiac Solstice off the list because once you drive one you will realize why it was not popular. They do not hold up well at all over time. S2000 on the other hand still feels modern and completely solid as they age

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

If only Subaru made a 2.0L 4 cyl engine with a turbocharger attached to it. I know it’s inconceivable, but maybe JUST maybe...they can pull it off. I know, I know, head in the clouds, but it could be possible one day.

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I’m still waiting on the overnight parts from Japan for to top off my ‘95 Prelude with Altezza taillights, Apex-i cat-back, AEM cold air intake, Chikra headers and the cheapest adjustable coil-overs you could buy.....damn that car was a bucking bronco with any road imperfection.

The day of Homecoming 2005. The rear axle on the 1994 Dodge Caravan detached itself from the car at 40 MPH while I was picking up my date’s flowers. That car definitely let me down (actually the mechanic who was fixing something and forgot to reattach the axle let me down, but either way). My dad did not let me down.…

Out on bail fresh off the sale, Hummer H1 dreamin

So this sold for $15k and change two years ago and has added 3,000 miles but now is a $19k car? um no, not unless there are $5k worth of receipts in that time, not ready to buy into the appreciation on this one, it’s just shy of 100k miles so it’s kind of a white elephant; you’ll want to drive it, but you’ll also want…

Maintaining 6 ITBs isn’t for the faint of heart.

How about something that doesn’t require swapping of a drivetrain - a RWD easily tuneable sports/luxury coupe/sedan? Come on, Tavarish - it’s European, so it’s right up your alley.

Toyota thinks Tim Tebow deserves another shot.