Yeah but Hennessey will sell the asphalt to someone else.

Not my story, but always a classic.

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

The want to keep all of your fingers.

God I hate those fuckers, and I don’t use that label often. They are notorious for poaching reasonably priced clown shoe M Coupes and E39 M5s from boards and private sales, doing an oil change and relisting them the next day as “fully inspected and serviced” for $5-10k more than they bought it for privately. They have…

incredibly ridiculous. I would rather have its spiritual succesor for around 15k

Before I click, I’m guessing Enthusiast Auto.

Labs, the Toyota Camry of dogs

I came across a post on a MB forum a year or so ago, about someone who was involved in an accident involving a CL and a stretch limo and was in the process of trying to sue Mercedes as they felt the restraint system in AMG CLs and SLs were insufficient because they had sustained some serious injuries in the accident.…

KDS to MOE

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

ahem. The widely available M5s (E39-F10) fit pretty much any budget and have four doors and seating for five. The rear easily accommodates two child seats. They range from the 400 HP V8 in the beautiful and timeless E39, to the 500 HP V10 ripped out of an F1 car in the loud but questionably-styled E60, to the…

you left sexual predator off your list.

I know, i know...its not aircooled...it drives the wrong wheels. I needed a new daily, and what else are you going to do to a white beetle. I mean, you’re not going to not put those decals on.

I've got the 6 speed manual in mine I was excited to find it in a 535i

Why so much hate for white guys that are bringing more exposure to the problems of the world?

DAAAAMMMMMNNN DANIEL