Pretty corny, dude

The university can find that the student violated university conduct rules independent of a criminal investigation.

isn’t it possible that he denied any wrongdoing, they believed him, and then collectively lost that belief?

Benihana... Beni-fucking-hana?

Obviously I meant Butch Jones. My editor works at SB Nation, sorry.

This is the man who I appreciate so much. Thank you Drae Bowles for doing the right thing by someone’s daughter.If I were owned a business, you would be hired anytime you wanted a job. Character!

The Problems?

the Nets might want to consider not showing up.

Cue Terp fans claiming a Bias against them.

Hayes continued, “It is extraordinarily imperative that the National Collegiate Athletic Association immediately institute legislation postulating a universally designated purveyor of inflatable leather spheroid,” before being punched in the face by the NCAA stenographer.

Considering it’s Maryland, we should probably just be thankful they’re no longer using eight-balls.

Did he ever spill his famous chili on the floor of the bar?

As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

All those idiots signed that petition and they still couldn’t get a fucking Dr. Pepper.

Teammate: Von, man, I dunno dude. They’re making you look like a goddamn supervillain out here in the media bruh.

I also took it as pointing out that all sorts of women use PP. As in, I’m a normal woman who has succeeded in my profession with the help of planned parenthood. Maybe she’s trying to erase the stigma that only ‘loose women’ need planned parenthood.

That Perry Ellis kid really has style. It seems like the Kansas system really suits him. He might jump to the NBA early, as that seems to be the fashion these days, but I think he’ll be a good fit there as well.

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

Are you ignoring Ryan Fitzpatrick or is there a joke I am missing?

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