Ahhh fuck yeah.

I played Lucky in my high school’s rendition of Waiting for Godot - I get the joke!!

I love Da Brat’s verse

As a Bengals season ticket holder with 8 tickets to tomorrow’s game, I’ll take it!

Bengals

Forgive me if it was not a 2015 story, but I am shocked that the story about the guy on the awkward date with the lady who agreed to go out with him if she survived cancer did not make the list. That’s my clear #1.

I must be the only one here who abso-fucking-lutely loves Superjail.

Not bad.

BOOOOOOOOO

One of the bridesmaids in my wedding arranged for an after party at a bar near the reception venue and they couldn’t have been more accommodating. They roped off half the building for us, allowed us to have a huge pizza order delivered, allowed us to bring in a three-piece band, and even put together a drink special…

The dinosaur question reminded me of a thought I usually get when I watch a post-apocalyptic movie like “The Road”. If all technology/industry is all of a sudden rendered useless or absent, even with all of our knowledge, at least 99% of humanity is immediately fucked. The only people who might survive are people who…