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But if they told her they were going to blur the naked parts, and they didn't, why is she in the wrong here? This is pretty...blamey.

I'm following the story from Europe and there is such a disconnect between the view of events here and what I see Americans posting on Facebook and Twitter.

I'm fucking scared for this world.

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

Is it work at home? If so I know someone who doesn't like pants and is now in search of a job.

Puh-leeeeze let it be anatomy.

Fixed it for you. And really, why wouldn't they be?

Oh Chris, let's escape all this madness and run away together back to your van in Maui. I'll roll your blunts, and you can braid my hair.

I finished the course pretty quickly, but I swear to God that never happens.

As someone new to running and also proudly slow as balls I just want to say you sir are very discouraging and also go against every inspirational running quote on Pinterest! What happened to "no matter how slow you're going, your lapping everyone on the couch", huh huh?

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

Your gif wasn't loading at first so it looked like you were saying, "Your pun is so stupid it is best accentuated by a drum sitting there with no drummer." To which I was like, "Harsh, but fair."

I'm sorry, I know this is a serious, but a diaper-wearing baby fleeing from a Jeep? That imagine alone made me laughed so hard I almost choked on my hot cheese popcorn.

THEN SHE FUCKING LITTERED.

Only if he grows back the beard and chest fur.

Is Kanye really oblivious that his wife and mother-in-law notify the paps of their every move? Or is this just some extreme form of cognitive dissonance?

What bothers me about this is that he could be making a valid point if he weren't being so....Matt Lauer-y. It's true that neither men nor women can 'have it all.' And I think the fact that men, too, struggle with sacrificing family for their careers is brushed aside. Society is waaaaaaay harsher on women who

Christ, if you're going to be "rich" at least have a modicum of taste in expensive watches, you moron. Rolex is so upper-middle "I don't know any better" class.

I'm not even American and I was proud of that performance. Absolute passion. Y'all deserved to win.