Regardless of this ruling, I will continue to refuse to have my picture taken with an NBA owner.

Was this written by Marv Levy?

Gomez's actions were mild. Cole started the shit talking. And never backed it up. Here's an idea. Clear out and let Gomez and Cole go at it NHL style. Gomez wins hands down. And Cole gets to be called a pussy for the rest of his career. Problem solved.

Gomez didn't say a word. Cole talked shit and then let his teammates do the fighting.

Union College has fewer students than there were drunks in that live shot.

Oral surgeon porn.

A police statement regarding the police officer incident stated that a police review found the police officer in question innocent of the police action in that it fell inside police procedure, said a police spokesman.

Asian outrage would be better used if focused on the Chinese and North Korean political regimes than an American comedian's under assistant twitter writer.

Evan Anderson is the big guy dancing. Senior who doesn't see minutes. But clearly did a great job preparing the starting rotation for Baylor's zone and wingspan.

Elvis's posse used to let him win too.

Hey Mayo. That's called a pick. Bitch.

How many fucking likes does a man have to get for a Deadspin post to make the main page?

The man has no sole.

Next year's Oscars should be held outside in the snow at Soldier Field against the Penguins.

I was a segment producer on AM Chicago in the early 80's. It was a follow-on to show to Good Morning America. WLS-TV sports anchor Tim Weigel had wrestled Victor and lost the previous night. I booked Victor and Tim for a rematch in the morning. We had a wrestling mat laid out in the studio. The trainer walked Victor…

And then he fucked the hell out of Susan Sarandon, who is now older than his mother.

This just makes me long for hashish.

Today, we are all Brazilians.

Actually, that is a labium.

This course is a metaphor for the old Soviet communist economy.