“Turnover Chain my f****** ass!” Paul Chryst

When he asked the consultants “What? Are we supposed to call it cheese, sausage and African American olives?”, they knew all hope was lost.

The only way this guy would take a knee for the anthem is if police shot the calves he likes to fuck.

Balloons.

Miller called Acosta “cosmopolitan” as if he, Miller, wasn’t wearing an expensive suit and pocket square to go along with his Duke education. Of all sociopaths in the Trump cast, this is the guy I’d like to see getting a neck tattoo in prison.

If this isn’t depressing enough for you, watch “The Keepers” on Netflix.

Michaels’ “Miracle” call is the best.

Wait.

After watching the two part Frontline series “League of Denial” my first reaction was, “This is a brand killer.”

“As Deadspin goes, so goes the nation.” Hillary Clinton

Can’t wait to read his tweet when he is announced as the LOSER.

Rehearsal for being rushed off stage forever Tuesday.

This Trump fellow is the biggest fuckstick our democracy has ever seen.

Looks like all that pre-season cheap shot training paid off.

He hit DefCon Four on the Condescension Warning System.

I am a Packer fan who lived in Chicago for years.

And for his next non-traditional act he is going to kick a puppy to death at a speech in Akron.

“I am not a neurologist... but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night.”

You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last?

Read the victim’s letter. She’s the Olympian.