It's going to take more than one man to jump that ass.

Being unable to skate is great for your J cred in The Cities.

Circle penis touching? No? Look at the picture and tell me that shouldn't be..like..nine.

I would respectfully submit that it is a charged word that no one should use. As soon as you create words that only certain people can use, it's a problem. Further, the word in question saturates hip hop culture to the point that there are far too many people who either have the wrong cultural and historical context,…

It is the variety of vaginas that makes them endlessly fascinating. Hello.

She won Miss OverSings 2013. Congrats you little tiresome warbler you.

In three years? Dead.

This will honor all the NCAA and NFL athletes who have served our country in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So now Richie begins his new life as a driver for an elderly New Jersey gentleman in the "construction" business. Three years from now they're going to find him dead in a dumpster. The tats will make his identification easier than usual.

Levels 1+2+3+4+5=1 year of marriage.

A circle jerk of cowards.

Torn labia.

Best headline of month.

Becoming a parent is the true end of adolescence. Or should be.

Our dog does the same thing.

Them boys look to be more sedimentary than igneous or metamorphic.

The visuals in Gravity were tremendous. The backstory and dialogue? Kitschy.

The reason Canadians are nice is that, everyone once in a while, they kick the shit out of each other for a few minutes.

An hour later his agent signed him to a three year deal in Chicago.

"PEE ON IT BERNARDI! PEE OUT THE FAHR!"