So...this is the beating death of a two year old son Peterson never knew and didn't acknowledge until recently via paternity test?

Read my post again. Try to track with the concept. Never did I say the spots sucked. So...perhaps my friend, the idiot is you.

Assholes come in all colors.

Duck. This has reached the point of absurdity. You lobbed the first "fuckstick". I should have let it pass. Moving on. Best of luck.

You know what's reeeeaaaalllly funny? The Dodge Durango.

Duck. And you? You're funny? Funny how? "And the agency collaborated"...what utter bullshit. The agency piggy-backed on a character Ferrell created ten years ago, paid Ferrell huuuuge money to be a part of the sequel, all to riff on ideas based on a character created by Ferrell and his original writers. Something half…

My. Aren't we touchy? It's fuckin Gawker, not Ad Age asshole. It was a fucking joke. Are you getting angry emails from anchormen about the Durango ads? No. Because they know it's a joke. Try to be a little more pompous. Jesus.

Dodge Marketing VP looks at table full of boards and nine agency guys with earrings.

LT. Here's the bit. Colleges regulary recruit non-qualifiers who can't take advantage of the scholastic benefit of a scholarship. They can just run a 4.4. And then when their knee is shot, they are done. This discussion is about college athletics, not about the VA. You think the model is swell. I think it's…

I get that...but take a look at the revenues generated with tv. merchandise and gate from the two revenue sports. Many schools make 25 million before the seasons ever begin. Then take a look at coaching salaries and bennies. And take a look at the injuries that can haunt athletes for life. With no protection...unlike…

Thanks for your service...but truthfully? An MIT degree has more value than an Iowa State degree. The same would be true of Harvard, Yale, Stanford etc. It's no slight on you. It was a shot at your AD, who wrapped himself in the robes of academia while denying the unfair, exploitive economics of the model he manages.

Hey Jamie...no one pays to watch you do anything...including tweet. And why don't give up your salary and car and club membership to send the girls' swim team to Florida for a week. And as for valuing education, you're at Iowa State, not MIT.

The Not So Immaculate Deception.

Mr. Holland's Obit.

Once you realize how great it is to leave Philadelphia, you can't wait to do it faster the next time.

There is a name for one who flees the scene when they are supposed to be in charge of it. Coward.

Pelini is an amateur. He ain't got shit on Lee Elia.

Concussed NFL players are so funny.Run that spot in twelve years when Jordy can't remember his wife. Jesus. How tone deaf can you get?

#fidelity

I lost my virginity to a Tia Leone, who slowly let a sheer silk gown slip from her shoulders in our Four Seasons suite while a chamber quartet played Debussy beside the bed. She marveled at the size of my manhood and the maturity of my lovemaking, which went on for several hours. Afterward, we read the poetry to each…