So now Richie begins his new life as a driver for an elderly New Jersey gentleman in the "construction" business. Three years from now they're going to find him dead in a dumpster. The tats will make his identification easier than usual.

Levels 1+2+3+4+5=1 year of marriage.

A circle jerk of cowards.

Torn labia.

Best headline of month.

Becoming a parent is the true end of adolescence. Or should be.

Them boys look to be more sedimentary than igneous or metamorphic.

The visuals in Gravity were tremendous. The backstory and dialogue? Kitschy.

The reason Canadians are nice is that, everyone once in a while, they kick the shit out of each other for a few minutes.

An hour later his agent signed him to a three year deal in Chicago.

"PEE ON IT BERNARDI! PEE OUT THE FAHR!"

So...this is the beating death of a two year old son Peterson never knew and didn't acknowledge until recently via paternity test?

Read my post again. Try to track with the concept. Never did I say the spots sucked. So...perhaps my friend, the idiot is you.

Assholes come in all colors.

Duck. This has reached the point of absurdity. You lobbed the first "fuckstick". I should have let it pass. Moving on. Best of luck.

You know what's reeeeaaaalllly funny? The Dodge Durango.

Duck. And you? You're funny? Funny how? "And the agency collaborated"...what utter bullshit. The agency piggy-backed on a character Ferrell created ten years ago, paid Ferrell huuuuge money to be a part of the sequel, all to riff on ideas based on a character created by Ferrell and his original writers. Something half…

My. Aren't we touchy? It's fuckin Gawker, not Ad Age asshole. It was a fucking joke. Are you getting angry emails from anchormen about the Durango ads? No. Because they know it's a joke. Try to be a little more pompous. Jesus.

Dodge Marketing VP looks at table full of boards and nine agency guys with earrings.

LT. Here's the bit. Colleges regulary recruit non-qualifiers who can't take advantage of the scholastic benefit of a scholarship. They can just run a 4.4. And then when their knee is shot, they are done. This discussion is about college athletics, not about the VA. You think the model is swell. I think it's…