I get that...but take a look at the revenues generated with tv. merchandise and gate from the two revenue sports. Many schools make 25 million before the seasons ever begin. Then take a look at coaching salaries and bennies. And take a look at the injuries that can haunt athletes for life. With no protection...unlike…

Thanks for your service...but truthfully? An MIT degree has more value than an Iowa State degree. The same would be true of Harvard, Yale, Stanford etc. It's no slight on you. It was a shot at your AD, who wrapped himself in the robes of academia while denying the unfair, exploitive economics of the model he manages.

Hey Jamie...no one pays to watch you do anything...including tweet. And why don't give up your salary and car and club membership to send the girls' swim team to Florida for a week. And as for valuing education, you're at Iowa State, not MIT.

The Not So Immaculate Deception.

Mr. Holland's Obit.

Once you realize how great it is to leave Philadelphia, you can't wait to do it faster the next time.

There is a name for one who flees the scene when they are supposed to be in charge of it. Coward.

Pelini is an amateur. He ain't got shit on Lee Elia.

Concussed NFL players are so funny.Run that spot in twelve years when Jordy can't remember his wife. Jesus. How tone deaf can you get?

#fidelity

I lost my virginity to a Tia Leone, who slowly let a sheer silk gown slip from her shoulders in our Four Seasons suite while a chamber quartet played Debussy beside the bed. She marveled at the size of my manhood and the maturity of my lovemaking, which went on for several hours. Afterward, we read the poetry to each…

I have golfed Tumbledown Trails. It is a small track just outside Madison WI, played mostly by old guys. Like most great Wisconsin ideas, this promotion has the all indications of being conceived at the rail after fourteen brandies and countless beers. It was written on a cocktail napkin and phoned into the newspaper…

First dat Weiner. Now de Princess....cocks cocks cocks. Everywhere vit da cocks. (English spoken in Romanian dialect)

Her eyebrows have "Guilty" written all over them.

Little know fact. There are no bathrooms in Lambeau as The Faithful refuse to leave their seats lest they miss a single moment of Packer history.

Our neighbors have a villa in Dogus Balbay.

Their name is "Browns". I mean, how good could they EVER be? Shit is brown. Mud is brown. That suckup prick's nose at work is brown. Br0wn was the color of the trenches in WWI. It's the color of your grandfather's shoes and fingernails. It's the color of the carpeting in the room where that Cleveland fuck kept female…

As Michael Stipe once sang, "Everybody poops, sometimes."

Good thing there are no African American db's in the NFL. Concussed. Week 1.

And then Dad came along and ate the yearling cubs. The End.