Sounds like the new Herbology professor at Hogwarts

I think either this, or totally embrace the twee and go with Pattertwig.

Am confused. Am I supposed to be angry for a retail store focused on selling consumer electronics advertising consumer electronics for sale?

FuKPatt?

I would not buy a wig from that man.

Pwigs?

Creepers have one million different stupid ways to creep.

It happens with astounding frequency. Standing on public transit in a skirt makes me nervous now, cause I can’t tell you how many times men have ‘accidentally’ lifted my skirt. getting up and your bag getting caught on my hem? ok. BUT DUDE YOUR HAND DIDNT RAISE ALL BY ITSELF.

everyone Likes Patrick Stewart

It is so difficult to combine Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs into a proper celebrity couple name. Twigison is the best I can come up with, and that kinda sounds like someone Frodo might hang out with to me.

lets be real here

Not starring Mitt Romney!

“I’m not implying I’m inquiring. I don’t get it. That isn’t helped by you saying you will turn on Bravo but for some reason you have an embargo against ABC. . . . I don’t think you are a snob but you have a limited sense of what the world and business of TV actually is.”

This reminds me of my nursing school surgical rotation. The first procedure I was scrubbed in to observe was a circumcision. The patient was 28 years old. I have no clue whether it was medically necessary or an elective thing, but I do remember that there was general anesthesia and many, many lidocaine injections…

“Do you know how hard it is, even when you are Shonda Rhimes to sell, and then get a series on?”

“ I’m pretty glad that a woman (and a poc) is gaining so much clout that they can get so many shows off the ground.”

Getting a show on any Network is tougher than I think you or others have any clue about. Goes from idea, to pitch, to sell, to script to pilot, to series pick up. Sometimes the process is condensed based on project attachment, reputation. But in this business where it could be a very long time between sales, you take…

Very impressive what she’s done, but I don’t watch any of the big three networks’ prime time shows at all, so I don’t watch her stuff. If she ever did something elsewhere though I would definitely check it out.

Why would she try another network when she’s getting everything she wants and more where she is now?