I would absolutely prefer her shows, I think, if they had fewer episodes. The first season of Scandal was taut and exciting - and short. It’s still fun, but it’s gone downhill since then (and the larger episode order).

I love anything gummy candyish, LOL!

Not to mention the Jenga: The Movie the Game the Musical The Little Golden Book The Gummy "Fruit" Snack.

I’ve done the Jimmy Fallon ride many times. I chug half a handle of bourbon and fall down the stairs, waking up with new scars that I have to explain.

Does it cut of the tip of one of your fingers at the end?

And don’t forget that it has to go to Broadway (because it’ll probably be owned by Disney.) So we’ll have Jenga the Movie the Game the Musical. And at some point they’ll put out a novelization, Jenga: The Movie the Game the Musical the Book.

That’s it entirely! What if it went wrong and you could never sit/pee/orgasm AGAIN!

I hope it’s more riveting than the boardgame

That dude is such a wiener.

See this is where I tend to feel uncomfortable judging women who get this surgery.

I know it’s a mostly result of societal pressure to look a certain way, for goddamn yoga pants of all things.

But if someone feels so intensely horrible about their body, to the point where they’d consider surgery...I have a hard time…

*high five* EXACTLY! We gotta stop being judgey judgersons because we are conditioned to judge women on their looks and the amount of effort it took them to achieve said looks by bullshit patriarchy!!

Wear platinum or you’re a bum

Bennifer 2.5

• Xenu is feuding with Leah Remini or whatever.

“BITCH LET’S GO TO FLORIDAY,” so we drive to Floriday and read tabloids by the pool all weekend lmaoooooooo.

Vagina valance. Alliteration is always a plus!

Amal Clooney wants to talk about war crimes in the Sudan, and Cindy Crawford wants to talk about making face cream out of cantaloupes.