Ant-Man is freaking awesome.

That view of his teeth is what’s freaking me out the most, I think.

Yes! That is exactly what it reminds me of. Unless someone was holding a fan above his face (out of camera view)? Who knows.

so....what is the deal with this dude's lips before the cereal is poured in? Terrifying.

I agree. This is the kind of shit she talks about in every interview I’ve read of hers in the past few years.

Yes, Tom, I will! Forever and ever!

“I will shit in your pants dude” is the greatest thing I’ve read today.

Facebook is filled with friends you know and don’t like

This is horrifying and I can’t stop watching.

I immediately googled his endorsements after reading this and I was actually surprised how little endorsements he’s made. i do like those watches though

I’m sorry, I can’t help myself.

• “The internet is a toilet,” says Lady Gaga. Don’t you hate it when people insult your friends???? [People]

Always amazes me when people still worship sports heroes, especially the NFL.

I bet Tom and Clover have a lot in common.

Tom Brady hates Frosted Flakes, but he literally endorsed a juice that supposedly cures concussions so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My almost best friend said she was staying in a London home when all the lights began to dim, after which they lit up “so brightly it felt like the bulbs were gonna explode.”

He’s not wrong, but Tom Brady is still a tool.

My friend that used to trip acid working the night shift at the diner made MAD tips. I would love a coffee table book of all the insane shit that she said to her tables.