alucard1138
alucard1138
alucard1138

I have no idea who any of these people are, but I fucking NEED those socks.

That’s amazing!

Why be drunk and shitty to people?

True story: the fly had the best relationship with the director out of any of the other actors. He was tapped to star in Troll 3 but flies don’t live very long so he died in pre-production.

But Birdemic!

uggghhh... I hate that I accidentally bought a pair of $18 Rob Kardashian socks and then thought that those socks were really great (knee-highs, but not too tight).

Oh for sure bring on the horror!!!! I AM QUEEN SPOOKY but I hate fall soooo

That kid, man. Kid? Man?

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

So.. she’s a British woman, playing an American... in Britain?

Okay that definitely wins

Great. Now I have to watch it. Again.

Yeah as soon as it was said it was a dukes of hazard reference I was like OH DUH. Went right over my head

Don’t feel bad. I’m 41 and loved the Dukes of Hazzard, and I still didn’t get the reference. Thinking about it now, jumping through a car window... duh.

I don't know what anything you just said means :(

Old Wendy's fries were so fucking good i do not blame you

At way too many jobs have I been advised to “Smile when you answer the phone!” as if it’s some piece of biblical wisdom. I much preferred the job where the boss said, “If someone gives you a hard time, just send them to me. Or tell them to fuck off.”