alucard1138
alucard1138
alucard1138

Dude is talking shit on Frosted Flakes?? I will shit in your pants dude! Frosted Flakes are delicious!

Good fuckin point. I mean, if I was attacked by birds, I'd totally get a coat hanger for a weapon...

Your guess is as good as mine. Could be 13, could be 30, I cannot fuckin tell.

Troll 2 is still the scariest film I’ve ever seen...

No, but I can do the Little Superstar!

Your list is incomplete as it does not have Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) from Big Trouble In Little China! Go Netflix it!

The comic book and the cartoon on Adult Swim are really good too. Black Dynamite is just one of those gems of a comedy like Grandma's Boy or Team America that just never get old for me, no matter how many times I've watched them, I still laugh.

Pennsylvania cops...

I cut it while cleaning it so there was no cheese. And I sanitized the machine. The glue didn’t hold, I waited too long to go to the doctors so they couldn’t/wouldn’t stitch it up. Just healed but took forever. I didn't cut myself cuz I was high though, in fact being high prob kept me super calm and focused.

I am just super simple and plain. I have like zero style. I am just one of those people who doesn’t fit in a box. I can’t wear suits because I look like a fool, I can’t have some defined style like greaser or skater, it just comes off as a costume for me. I wear normal ass jeans, and graphic t-shirts for

Holy stuff!! Man, socks aren’t even on my radar. I don’t give a stuff about my socks. I wear shitty white ankle socks. Socks are like, never making or breaking my outfit. If I had a kid, and they were set trippin off socks, I would have a really hard time not making them cry lol. Probably good I don’t have kids for

The crack pipe stopper is still in R and D, should be out soon enough.

I’ll save a dance for you! :) You me and Octopit will dance our asses off!

Eww, this is horrible... I’m clawing at my face!

I wear the crappiest white ankle socks you can get. I am not a sock fan, I like having my feet free when ever possible. I am that guy that wears white socks with black shoes and pants, yup, I'm that piece of shit.

I read your comment and pictured the Dos Equis guy saying “I don’t smoke crack, but when I do I smoke it out of a Rob Ford crack pipe” lol

My store was too busy for that kinda stuff. I have almost no fun memories of the place. My current job I can't do high either. But the Bagel Shop and Pizza Parlor jobs were perfect for doing high/drunk. Ah the good ol' days!