I thought this stupidity would have died with gawker.

What a cuck.

God damn it. First Lady Ghostbusters and now Lady Ghosts? STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!

Is that you dad? Women are still bitches, sluts, and whores to my dad. I’m a woman worthy of respect. But I’m the only woman worth of respest. He reminds me of Donald Trump in that way.

WAY better satire than this piece of poo.

In the early 80s there was no girls’ cross country team at my high school. There was a boys team, they had uniforms and everything. We decided to form a girls’ team but could only get four girls (need five for official team) so we stood in the hall and asked passersby with girl parts if they wanted to join. Girls…

As a man who is dating a woman, I did not learn true feminism until she made me wear the ball gag.

Miracle Whip is made from Donald Trump’s fermented semen.

Whatever this is, it really misses the mark.

Yeah. Our sex ed never taught us how to put on a condom.

I mean, unless the parents are mostly bible-thumpers who think that sex ed is just there to teach girls that they’re a stick of gum and once they have sex nobody else will ever want their already-chewed bubblegum shame hole again.

Starting in 5th grade our kids take part in a yearly your body/sex ed presentation. Boys AND girls. I’d be protesting at school board meetings if it wasn’t for both.

For the love of God, this. But we have these “abstinence only” people running things. They make me absolutely want to rip my hair out. I think we should also have PSA’s that encourage girls and young women to use contraception and think about life alternatives to getting pregnant when they are too young, when they…

Oh, yes, there’s so much. Kids should also be taught that sex=/=penis-in-vagina intercourse exclusively. A lot of kids would totally just experiment with mutual masturbation and much lower-stakes fooling around if they knew it was an option.

Exactly, and not only the contraception aspect! Teens also need to be educated when it comes to consent (or just people in general I guess). Two girls in my class got pregnant at 14/15 because their boyfriends pressured them into having sex without a condom (“uhh cuz it feels better duhhhhhh derppp”) and they felt…

“Alright, since we all know that trying to stop you horny little shits is impossible, here’s what you do. Guys, this is a condom. Put one on your dick before you fuck anyone, unless you’re cool with paying child support for the rest of your life. Girls, this is the pill. Start taking this, unless you want to blow up…

MAYBE INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SCARE TEENS OUT OF PARENTHOOD WITH CUTE BABIES WE SHOULD, I DUNNO, GIVE THEM PROPER SEX ED AND ACCESS TO GOOD CONTRACEPTION. Just a thought.

You are completely right. straight up my MIL is going to have surgery to get rid of hers soon. She told us the other day and admitted she’s had them since she birthed my husband so 30 fucking years ago! And then when we had a few things coming up on our calendar for the time she is going to have the surgery she was…

I see them opening for The Decemberists.