People actually think Chicken Lettuce Under Bacon somehow makes more sense than the simple and short explanation that it’s short for clubhouse? What about the tomato? Why leave the T out, but include the L for lettuce?

What’s with these basic white women and their need to drink alcohol that does not taste like they are drinking alcohol? Grow the fuck up and enjoy a nice glass of wine, beer, or cocktail. Not some sugary psudeo big person drink.

Christ! I can only imagine what they plan to announce next February!

I listened to an interview of one of the founders of Ben and Jerry’s. Someone asked if they would make a product similar to Halo. His reply was they have no intention to make shitty ice cream.

I worked as a busboy at a sports bar that played cats in the cradle on their loop..heard that song 10+ times everyday for a year.

The beauty of the question was the guy was complaining about his Mom, whom he lived with.

and a cigarette

Forget fascism, he’s at war with fashion.

Is this basic white guy trying to show his support for fascism? These stupid fucks don’t even understand what they are trying to fight for.

Or a southern country themed restaurant named Cracker Barrel.

The officially sanctioned method of omitting the pepper, but applying the brine is to “Cut (or delicately bite) off the tip of the pepper’s fat end, then squeeze over the finished hot dog’? I’m gonna pass on the hot dog vendor applying the juice of something that was in his mouth.

You cant have it both ways. It’s either below the waist, and to the ankle, or above the ankle and to the waist. Do you think they make pants that fit both?

Sadly, there are juice gun Bloody mixes. You want to avoid that sewage at all costs, even if it means drinking Vodka and Red Bull (which somehow is considerd a basic ingredient).

Which was also named for the Spanish word for cold in reference to it’s cool spring fed waters.

I’m really conflicted about this one. Clearly the writer is Minnesotan, as she passive aggressively sat and drink 1/3 of the strange tasting drink instead of asking the server if there was something wrong with it. But she also orders a drink with cayenne, which no self respecting Minnesotan would ever do.

I’m surprised they went with a Spanish word for cold instead of embracing their alt-right market. I live in Texas, and fully embrace our weird bastion of liberalism that is Austin.

Introducing the new CK artisanal calf birthing apparel line.

I’d say those actually make her look like she has a dick left.

I see parents at the our little league park wheeling Yeti coolers around in the back of the wagon. They use a $400 cooler to keep bottled water and Gatorade cold for an hour. Yeti coolers/cups are redneck status symbols.

If we’re going to do this, do it right: