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To be honest, that was not my intent. I apologize for being offensive and insensitive. Even though in this case I crossed a line, I still try to be civil to people even when we do not agree.

Actually I wasn’t belittling your religion. I was making an apparently unsuccessful comparison between wandering the desert for 40 years, and the very minor time required to get the burrito I wanted. I really am not angry. If anything this has reaffirmed that I am not very good at being an asshole to people. But

Thanks for the advice, fuckwit. Did I do it right that time? I am sorry your upbringing was so strict that an out of the way trip for a burrito is such an opulent excursion to you. In the meantime, why don’t you go attempt to harass others in your less than successful manner. You’ve earned at least that. 

No shit, asshole. See how much fun it is to blindly insult total strangers!

Whatever dude. I drove to get a burrito, didn’t buy them a pony. Didn’t your people (based on user name) wander the desert for 40 years? Don’t lecture me on perseverance for driving 30 minutes to get a burrito.

That’s what happened, they were out of tortillas. How this happened, is beyond me. Why they couldn’t do something about it, also I have no idea. I was also hoping people would share stories of nightmare visits, you know like free range mice running around, getting salmonella and shitting for a week on end, or even a

I know right! Who knew there were so many CHIOPTLE defenders in this world. I have been accused of a high sense of entitlement, bad parenting to the point of neglect, and the economic cause of fast food workers living in absolute squalor. Literally all I did is wait in line, then go to a different location when they

Yes, I was willing to accept the great burden of getting into my climate controlled car, and driving elsewhere. While Chipotle couldn’t be burdened to put a note on the door explaining they were out of tortillas.

Thanks for clarifying great karma guru. So by virtue of me attempting to be a customer, I sealed my own fate. See, the problem was they could have easily notified people they were out of tortilla shells at the entrance of the store. In my case I would have left and just gone elsewhere. Others probably would have

I never said it was the ONLY thing to eat in the town, but there aren’t that many other choices. You may find this difficult to believe, but not everyone lives in an overly developed area. Also, the issue still isn’t they forgot to include what I ordered, which is on me for not checking before I left, but when I

I started washing dishes when I was 13, and worked in the service industry for about 15 years. Aside from that, at what point was I not nice to anyone? I said they should inform people when they are out of the primary ingredient to make a burrito, before waiting in line. When this happened, I simply left and went to

Please. I think we all understand what a fuckin burrito is. Simply saying it is in a different container does not mean it’s a burrito. By your logic all Mexican/SW food is a “burrito” of various delivery systems. Hey, it’s all meat, lettuce cheese and maybe a tortilla shell, or a bowl, or on chips..Burrito!

They were out for the day, not just the exact moment I happened to come in. Since they knew even before opening they couldn’t make burritos, maybe putting a note up to inform customers seems like a reasonable thing to do. I would hardly say that leaving one place we went to to get a burrito to go to another place to

Chipolte made a profilt of 756,216 (in thousands) in Q4 2017. Maybe you should criticize them for their front line workers being on food stamps.

I never said they were out of food, they were out of burritos. If you go to McDonalds for a hamburger only to find out they are out of buns, you order a salad instead of going somewhere else?

Yea, I really pay attention to what every person is Chipolte is ordering in front of me. I don’t recall ever mentioning I was waiting for something for free. In fact I have paid them for something I have never received. The point was, they haven’t even offered to comp me for the items I paid for.

Exactly, they ran out of the large tortillas so they couldn’t make a burrito. How is a bowl the same as a burrito?

Yea, I agree they could have learned a lesson, even though I would have still had to find somewhere to get them food in an area with very limited options. OR Chipolte could have put up a sign by the entrance saying they are out of literally the primary thing that they are known for.

Good! Fuck Chipolte. Backstory: Visit 1 - taking kids for lunch. Get to the order station after waiting 20+ in line minutes ONLY to be informed they were out of burritos that day. Seems like an important detail to mention perhaps at the front door! Had to drive 30 mins. to the next closest store, and again wait in

Veep sure does, or at least they do in public. Behind close doors seems to be a different story.