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Yep. Had a beer too!

He is one of the few reasons to go watch the Rangers this season. Bummer he’s headed to the DL.

I ask them what they eat from the menu. Usually get a response of their favorite items. If they say they don’t eat this food, its time to pay for drinks and leave.

That’s happened to me where I ordered the gnocchi. The server told me there are much better things on the menu and gave me a recommendation for a dish that I wasn’t considering. One of the best meals I can recall.

I’d love to see this: “I’m a professional typist (transcriptionist) who puts in easily 1-2 million keystrokes a day between work and social stuff.” A ten key speed above 8,000 KPH (Keystrokes Per Hour) is higher than the average score, and over 10,000 KPH is usually considered a high speed (when it is achieved with

Couldn’t the winning coach just tell his players to swing at literally every pitch? Swing very early or late. Striking out is easier than bunting or jogging to the base if you are trying to not get on base.

My LDL Cholesterol level jumped 10 points just reading that dressing recipe.

They make it so easy. The (R) after their name = Racist.

Should be interesting when vacation dad coyly asks vacation mom if she wants to taste his cock-n-balls.

I was more impressed with the 6 strands of hair traversing his crown. Really hides the fact that dude is bald.

She doesn’t owe him future correspondence over the cost of a few dinner or drinks. Lesson learned for him. If the money means that much to you, don’t pay for dinner and drinks before establishing a small degree of compatibility over coffee or a drink.

Offal. I am not necessarily against the idea of eating organ meat, just cannot stand the mineral taste. Also it doesn’t help to have a general idea about the function of the organs.

I’d say the translation used for the German wursts is salchichas, meaning sausage. A hot dog (made as follows) is called a Perro Claiente. Here’s a recipe, if you so incline:

Was thinking the same thing. All they need to do is BA Baracus/Dexter him when it’s time to travel.

Remove the badge, but left the distinct grille?

As a white american, I never realized we had our own cheese. I suspect it must be something like Velveeta though.

If you are in a region where it is normally served that way, yes. Perro Caliente in Colombia have crushed potato chips, and mayo/ketchup sauce. Seems normal there, but would be out of place in Chicago. By the way, did you ask Drew? I am sure he has some reasonable opinions on this topic.

Have you heard Jerry Jones speak lately? Those are not his words.

This is stupid. He didn’t lose weight because he ate Chipolte. He lost weight because he ate healthier (compared to eating 2 Domino’s pizzas) limited his portions, and worked out. It’s pretty simple math, burn more calories than you consume = weight loss. You could replace Chipotle with any other food and have the

People claiming their first amendment rights were violated should contact the ACLU. I suspect the claiming of said violations would quickly die down as they are laughed at.