Anyone not in the top 1% of wealth that believes they are Trump’s base is indeed a fool.

Yea, but which one is a sandwich?

How Presidential of him!

Because the best time of year to be outside in Minnesota is the 6 weeks of summer?

the blood ran down his throat while he slept, same as mocous does normally. He was shitting digested blood.

Then the Dems take Texas at 3 at and throws the whole Republic of Texas into complete chaos.

To be fair, real white trash would bring empty butter containers, not that fancy Tupperware.

So what should the agent have done instead? Assumed the guy was just kidding, and let it pass? If someone is stupid enough to make a joke about explosives at an airport, they deserve everything coming to them.

I was a teenager in the 80's and my friends and I watched the “It’s Garry Shandling’s Show” weekly. To this day, we still use a line from the show that is essentially “It’s a great place for a picnic.” In the show, a woman Garry is trying to date tells him she just wants to be friends. In his self loathing way he…

Avoid Salt Lick, it’s a tourist trap. There are many much better places in Austin, especially Franklin’s (if you don’t mind the wait).

Of course he does. Everyone in Texas needs a 2 ton truck to pick up a few bags of play sand on the weekend. I personally know plenty of people with $60k trucks that haven’t hauled more than a (Yeti) cooler of beer.

I prefer to drink it anywhere but the can.

If you are looking for a great sauce from Texas, try this one:

Not weed. Coke. A LOT of Coke!

Besides being expensive, the dishes took considerable time to make, and there was a lot of packaging waste (yes, I know they advise how to recycle it). In the end I still needed to go grocery shopping because we eat more than 3 meals per week in my household. What I think would be a better model, which may or may not…

We elected a president that checks 2/3rds of those (likely all 3). So why cant we cheer for a guy to win a golf tourney with the same past?

All eating?

New Orleans has Abita beer, proud maker of several strawberry beers. . Minnesota has Surly, proud maker of Todd the Axe Man, Furious IPA, and Hell Lager. Keep your overly sugared donuts, snot looking bivalves, and tropical humidity. I’ll take clean air, and kick ass beers.

You mean like this law Obama passed?

If you have to chew brisket for 5 mins, it’s severely under cooked. Properly cooked, its easily cut with a fork.