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This is why I’d rather drink a bucket of bleach than ever identify myself as a “gamer”. The bulk of “gamers” I encounter online are reprehensible human garbage and I refuse to accept I am even the same species as these defective degenerates. I play games.. I am sure as HELL am no “gamer” though, not if it means being

It’s always worth reminding people that when they say “ballot harvesting” they mean “voting.”  They just plain hate the idea that people get to vote.

It’s funny that when right-wingers try to sound intellectual, what comes out of their mouths is word salad.

I don’t care unless it’s brought up again, which he did.

Cool. Except he’s whining to people who paid money to see him deliver comedy, not engage in a group hug to soothe his bruised ego. Fuck him.

Bring it up all you want but don’t be a whiny baby about it. “They’re marshmallows”, says the living, breathing middle of a fucking S’mores.

He can bring it up without being such a crybaby about it.

Speaking of marshmallows, he melted the second the heat was on then started tossing his writers into the fire. 

I love when comedians go Full Maher. Yes, it’s the audience who is wrong. It’s because of Woke Culture you bombed. People hate laughing in general and laughing at comedians in particular. It’s their fault and not yours. It sounds like this guy was softer than his audience. 

“Lot a marshmallows, man,”

No, Jo, just let it blow over, don’t make it a bigger deal, you dummy! Ugh, why are famous people just incapable of not posting through it...

I think there’s a misconception that people - including Taylor Swift - didn’t laugh because his jokes were offensive. People didn’t laugh because they weren’t funny.

What about all the other people who didn’t think he was funny?

It sounds as though there WILL be a Season Five, then?  That’s awesome!

People who call women “females” always make me think of Ferengi.

It is always amusing to me how the complainers talk about Abby like she’s some freak of nature when she is, in reality, not THAT buff - I mean, she is far above average, and she would easily beat me in strength, but there’s nothing unrealistic about it, especially regarding her backstory of doing barely anything else

are you this weird about all the other female videogame characters who have a physique that isn’t naturally occurring in 99.99% of females, y’know with impossibly small waists and giant boobs that don’t sag an inch?

Well we already have this moron to usher in this new (rehashed) stage of Strong Woman Derangement Syndrome https://kotaku.com/1851152496

God you guys are weirdos.

I’m sure that TLOU fandom and The Gamers(tm) will be incredibly normal, sane, and react with measure and reasonability to this news as well as the new season since they have a history of deffinitely doing that.