I’ll take the Versa with modern telematics and safety equipment because a 24 year old engine/transmission is so far past “last legs” it isn’t even funny.

Loud Booming Outside Voice: “Disgusting! They should be ashamed of themselves!”

OMG. The last car I would ever expect to see on Jalopnik...

OMG. I did not realize that line (“You’ll get nothing and like it!”) came from Caddyshack!

“Stoppie.” A “reverse-wheelie” is a “stoppie.”

Completely. Owned.

You can specify mild steels throughout, minimize strategic use of bracing structures, and reduce the number of welds to keep costs down to get this kind of crash performance.

By George, I think he’s got it!

By George, I think he’s got it!

Use this new 4TB as a back-up for the one you already have. If it’s worth saving, it’s worth having a copy (or two).

Use this new 4TB as a back-up for the one you already have. If it’s worth saving, it’s worth having a copy (or two).

Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

Flat track bikes don’t need front brakes. Find some flat track footage on YouTube and you’ll see why.

but since he unclipped, he was unable to slow down and avoid skipping this ditch and slamming into the wall/tree trunk here.

Dumpsters have load restrictions depending on the expected contents. For typical home/business refuse you can fill them to the brim but if it’s construction refuse which may include metal, sand, and concrete, then you’re limited to some fraction of the height of the dumpster which is usually marked on the dumpster…

I don’t know about this. I didn’t think monocles are still in fashion. But I occasionally wear cargo pants so what do I know.

This.

I’m of the opinion that you can’t revoke citizenship once it’s been granted and that a citizen may renounce his/her citizenship but it cannot be taken away. I base this opinion on my understanding that a naturalized citizen is the same as a natural born citizen by virtue of the naturalization process (hence the name).…

Wonderful. 10pts Gryffindor.

I’m curious about how deeply the rollers of the dumpster dug into (“damaged”) the asphalt street. That’s probably the only way the use of a dumpster as a swimming pool actually does something harmful to the city.

Just spit-balling here but:

I sympathize with the people waiting for “their” cars but the reality is that Ford could care less about 13 buyers of a car that they’ll likely sell thousands of (I mean all trim-levels of Fiesta, not the just the RS models). Moreover, if these people cancel their orders and get their deposits back those cars, when…