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In the second episode Agnes lends Wanda her rabbit, Senor Scratchie. Many people speculate that Agnes is actually AGatha HarkNESs from Marvel canon. In Marvel Comics Agatha has a son called Nicholas Scratch.

Also outside of Marvel Nick Scratch is a common name for the devil in human form in stories,

If someone steals your computer they get everything. Chances are you’re signed in to multiple websites including your email which can be used to recover passwords for other websites. Applications that encrypt their files typically decrypt when you sign in so no password = no protection. Etc.

I’ll argue Iron Man.

People make a way bigger deal over food than it needs to be. You don’t need a bug-out stash. Most of us hearty Americans could probably stand a week without food no problem. Water, though, is a big freaking deal -- especially if it’s hot, you don’t want to go even a day. Three days and you’re toast. If you fill your

Every last sublime detail of the asshattery is in place. It’s like an Old Dutch Master painting of a battle scene with every tiny soldier’s face fully painted.

Pretty fucking dumb, because O’Keefe has one job and he is awful at it.

Like...how fucking dumb do you have to be when James O’Keefe is better at his inept fuckery than you?

They already paid the room rental. may as well roll on with the asshattery. 

Burkman—whose fly happened to be down during this extremely important and serious event—insisted on calling the 20-year-old Wohl “a child prodigy who has eclipsed Mozart.”

The fact that the two of them soldiered on with their press conference in light of the incredibly amazing internet drubbing they got yesterday is honestly hysterical and sad at the same time. This is what happens when a 20-year-old has already gone through a major legal proceeding and got off with a slap on the wrist.

It’s only a “win” because they can tell themselves it is. And given the players involved, they can also distance themselves with relative ease.

Clearly never talked to a *reporter*.... Otherwise they might've grokked that they have a habit of doing background checks and verifying claims. 

Never change, Jacob Wohl. Never change.

It’s not just that they are bad at it, they fundamentally misunderstand America’s relationship with sexual assault. “Hey, it got the libs riled up over Kavs, so maybe we should do the same?”

Have these people never once seen a movie? Or an episode of CSI? Or like, talked to a cop? They all make these amateur-hour mistakes.

OMG these guys are SO BAD AT THIS! They really honestly actually thought that “Well, all you have to do to get people to believe in a crime is throw out an accusation!”.... Not realizing that you have to make it CREDIBLE the whole way through. They’re just hoping the media will grab it and run without first checking

Big vehicles don’t stop very fast.

That last truck was definitely bullshit.

Actually, that first one looked legit; it looked like the bus driver sped up when the guy had a good car length.

To be fair, most of those look pretty unavoidable by the bus. Busses don’t exactly stop on a dime.