Fingers crossed but if he’s gone he was a Goob (sic) Doggo™. RIP Opportunity!

It just hit me what the texture of the Bat Suit™ reminded me of all this time and which I couldn’t put my finger on: LineX spray-on bedliner.

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the islands (all of them) are actively volcanic.

Why are there so many superfluous (extra) parenthetical (things in parentheses) statements in this quote (quote)?

And, voilà:

There’s no apostrophe in smores fyi.

Seriously. If you’re going to tell a story (read: A Big Fat Lie) at least synchronize them so when you get on national TV to tell us what really went on, i.e. “The Truth” (read: A Big Fat Lie) you tell us the same story. Jesus these people are dumb.

Automated car washes. The rolling bristles snag the unsupported ends of the plate and pull them away from the bumper.

Pretty sure you can get several versions of “A” on the strip here in Fabulous Las Vegas™. Take your pick: Elvis (male or female, your choice), Transformers (usually Bumblebee), Minions, Vegas Showgirls, etc., ad nauseam.

thank you. Thank you very much.

If the Gawker-powers-that-be think Reddit is bad then they need to hop on over to 4chan and drink in the dysfunction.

I wonder if he’d unlocked the fifth wheel if the train would’ve taken just the trailer and left the tractor behind.

He was on his tenth lap of the day and has a lot of riding experience. He wasn’t a squid or a noob on a really nice bike. I think he made a mistake and his ego won’t let him admit it so he’s challenging the waiver, etc.

Kim is, apparently, a pretty good rider. His accident occurred on his 10th lap of the day so he had nine good laps that went off without incident. Moreover, his lap times were well above average so he’s not without some skill. On any given track you have to know what you’re doing to turn in a decent lap time.

I Googled “evergreen retainer” and it ended up meaning what I thought it did but I learned a new term today. Nice.

Is Adam now a (willing) prisoner in Reese’s isolated, well-supplied, walled compound?

Why did they hire an engineer? They had never used one earlier. The entire approach was the opposite of engineering,

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor; it makes no sense.”

Not sure if they still do so but vending machines at the Post Office that sell stamps used to give change in Sacagawea dollars. I’ve got a small stack of them that I’m hesitant to spend because I don’t want to have to explain to a cashier that they are “coin of the realm” as it were.