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Cannot un-imagine this scenario.

Only Chuck Norris can make a train do a u-turn.

I could understand someone adding a logo electronically to a stock photo rather than setting up a photoshoot. What I don’t get is that the colorized photo is so noticeably of lower quality than the original image. The person who masked off the model’s skin to define the area where the color was altered wasn’t too

He might be referring to Imperial Tons which are 2240lbs.

“Dumpster fire” brings back fond memories of my time at Cal Poly SLO. Ah, good times.

And all lives (well, the vehicles anyway) were lost...

Love me some Gretchen Mol.

He needs to find out what the threshold is for needing a permit and resize his display accordingly. Then he can find out if the local permitting authority is being honest about this “35%” figure or if they’re just imposing their religious beliefs on him...oh, wait.

Jane Austen lived in the Georgian era (roughly 1710-1840) which preceded the Victorian era (1840-1900).

Homophone Alert™: “Sheer” not “Shear.”

Yikes. I know EXACTLY what such a litter box would look like. I could see why he’d use the word to describe cleaning one out.

Just curious: How long have you been waiting to use “Gotterdammerung” in a sentence?

…exceeded its operating glimits and design load.

Not bad. 8/10.

Cognitive Dissonance? Meet Cold Hard Reality.

Agree. I think the F-150 driver thought it was his lane, got shocked when he woke up after looking over his shoulder to see the Mustang already in “his” lane, raged-out, and the rest is (dashcam) history.

“Duels” not “Duals.”

You’ve probably seen those “GF” stickers on cars. GF = “God First.” This is to show you that the Christian within has his priorities straight. This is a head scratcher for me.

Surprised Brad’s store didn’t put up a mug-shot of this guy by the register and exercise the right to refuse service whenever he comes in.