Mine was: “I’m not even supposed to be here today.” - Dante Hicks from Clerks.

So basically he cheats, can’t cheat how he wants to cheat, and refuses to play without being able to cheat.

Getting over it, and nor behaving like an incorrigable child to begin with works.

This brought tears to my eyes. Good tears. I vividly remember this episode, and it was every bit as big of a deal as you would expect. Courage epitomized.

It is entirely accurate. Take a high level college course on Learning and Behavioral Disorder. Sensory overload meaning your life isn’t a complete and utter hell. You’re able to work and type out this big long thing. You are in a different league than the low-functioning kids who live in constant hell with little…

There are two types of autism. Low-functioning and high-functioning. Low-functioning is the type that’s sensory overload, and the person has trouble functioning in society. High-functioning is like having superpowers in a sense. Your senses are turned up a few notches, but the dial isn’t broken. People that use…

Being outted, or worse yet being forced to out yourself; it’s chaos on the psyche. How would you be forced to out yourself? If everyone already knew via nefarious means, but they kept it from you, and then you found out. It’s enough to make a person have a nervous breakdown for sure. Yet when you realize everyone else…

No, I won’t Hulk Out, because driving safe isn’t always about speed limits. You drive the speed limit to teach yourself self-control and patience. Everyone knows the speed limits are at least 10MPH below the actual grading. You miss the entire point. I drive the speed limit and follow all the signs, and I’m a more…

I bet Dane Cook is getting a kick out of this.

Someone needs to tell the kid who told him to put the clip in that it wasn’t his fault. I can imagine how he or she would be thinking that if they didn’t ask that it wouldn’t have happened. That’s the wrong mindset, and it could destroy a person. The one that gave him the gun to begin with is who will have to live…

That isn’t what “working stiff” means. Trying to hurt a person means they’re shooting. Working stiff means you make it look even more realistic.

I see something that appears to be straws over there. They’re being grasped at. Must be a slow news day.

Yeah. Mine’s the knowing without knowing how variety mixed in with some quasi-superhuman stuff. Speed, agility, timing, and brain wiring. Can’t really turn on the Knowing part, and sometimes I second guess it, but I’d rather err on the side of caution rather than ruin certain things for untold amounts of people.

ohai. Do you have Shaman powers as well? Who woulda thought mojo was legit, yo.

I’m directly descended from a Cherokee Chief. Awkward. I forgive your people. My people, too, since my Dad’s family was from Germany, and I have ancestors who were on the Mayflower.

Infuriating frakkups are funny, but it’s even better when it isn’t even on purpose. People may swear to be darned they are, but that ain’t usually the case.

He seriously said that? That’s astonishingly racist and offensive. Ain’t got time for this nimrod.

Don’t use the Lord’s name in vain in a headline, or ever for that matter. People that use bad language do so, because they aren’t smart enough to think of anything better to say, so show your true intelligence, and choose your words wisely.

Why must you use the Lord’s name in vain? People that use bad language do so, because they aren’t smart enough to think of anything better to say, so show your true intelligence, and choose your words wisely.

The comment on the tablet running smoother than the actual docked console is noteworthy. Nice in-depth review, but there’s no way I’m not getting this; recommendation or otherwise. Playing Breath of the Wild mobile alone is worth it.