People have no business getting this glorified spyware anyway. Fuck Facebook and fuck these sellouts. They can keep their $600 adware device however fancy it is.

Did I wake up in an alternate reality where Facebook didn’t buy the Oculus Rift and not know it? Did that magically not happen? Wait, it did? Facebook *did* buy Oculus Rift? Then what the fuck are you idiots doing even considering getting one? Do you have any idea how much you’ll be spied on? They’ll spie on what you…

lolno.

Lawdy me, this was actually very entertaining and funny. I forgot Conan was good. I’m gonna start throwing pennies and batteries in honor of this skit.

Piece of trash team deserves a piece of shit city. They belong together. It’d be too funny if they had to stay.

Now date rapists can slip one of these in drinks, too. May as well cover all the bases.

Maybe you people need more original names instead of ones that harken back to your days of having exceptionally bad acne.

Well, shit, that was a hell of an analogy. Never really looked at it that way. I suppose. Takes all kinds. Gamers gotta eat.

I read a chunk of this, but I’ll read the rest later. Otherwise I’ll be late for Christmas Eve with the family.

You are unequivocally not a ‘party pooper’. In fact you’re logical and rational. I think it’s time to end The Big Lie. That being Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, etc. Now it’s gone even further with this creepy nightmare snitch elf. You shouldn’t have to con children into behaving using bribery and fear tactics…

Nonsense like this would be extinct if people didn’t think it was mentally healthy and cool and cute to pathologically lie to children during their most vulnerable and impressionable period in life.

This is what happens when bi-polar/schoziphrenic people look for patterns that don’t exist.

A lot of you people are morons. Sorry, but it’s true. One of the biggest lies I believed was that the government would do no wrong, and was always looking out for my best interests. That’s about as wacky as Santa, Easter Bunny, etc.

He killed four people in a drunk driving accident and only got probation? He, the judge, and anyone else involved in that travesty should gtfo and go to hell asap.

I’d camp out for a Cloud amiibo. Ain’t even gonna play too cool for school and front about it.

I dig the sentiment based on the same principle. What would cross the line for me, and make me stop playing all together (if I played at all; which I don’t, but this goes for any game) is if there was pay-to-win. People shouldn’t be able to purchase items that make them stronger than those who bust ass in-game and…

Totally saving this gif for future use.

Another surprise is that it hasn’t dawned on people that League of Legends is a pretty atrocious looking game, and there are still “pro” teams that people actually watch.

PaRappa! Ya gotta belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve.

How could anyone in their right mind drink Monster? Energy drinks as a whole are deceitfully dangerous, but Monster is the worst of all. Red Bull tastes like Smarties and medicine to me. Monster tastes like diesel smells. All energy drinks are trash and belong in said trash.