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I was high school aged at the time, and my mother and I were taking my cousin back home one night. He lived with his mother in the projects, and next to it was a dog food plant. You hear stories about what is in dog food. One of the stories is it has horse meat in it. I can confirm that story, because at the red light

“He took his burrito and did what? Right in the taco? They were underaged?”

idk y, but I got the giggle fits so bad my ears are burning from the tears. It’s so funny because it’s so true. Put that shit in the traaaaaaaaash.

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Little dude, drop it already. You know damn good and well you had no business bringing something that looked like it came straight out of a 24 episode to school. You got your full ride. You got your fifteen minutes. Cut your losses and get over it already. Yeah, it was wrong for the kid to be profiled, but he should

lolno.

This guy is all right. Always good to see people being recognized for something that has the right attitude to back it up.

The game is good, but it isn’t immune to boredom. For me, at least. The people kept bringing me back, but I’m in no rush at all to play again. Been a few months, I think. Ill come back someday the same as I always do, but Im not sure when that day is, and I don’t see myself sticking around too long.

It made me buy kitty litter for my two cats and treats for my dog. That is all.

I was actually considering it. My Black Friday Uber idea would at least be entertaining. Plus I drive a Prius, so it’s basically a ninjacar when it’s in electric; if a stealthy getaway is necessary. Being a psychology major the idea of people watching, on a night like Black Friday especially, seems too interesting to

I was actually considering it. My Black Friday Uber idea would at least be entertaining. Plus I drive a Prius, so

I plan on getting out for Black Friday. No, not to shop, but as a getaway driver. I recently got activated for Uber, and I plan on making bank. Be a maniac douche, trample some old women and children, and I’ll help you make your escape.

I plan on getting out for Black Friday. No, not to shop, but as a getaway driver. I recently got activated for Uber,

She musta thought it meant: ALL (of) YOU CAN EAT. That’s what happens when we have piss-poor grammar and the inability to use context clues.

Ronda wants to be a WWE women’s wrestler more than anything. She was just doing the job.

They do. They tell you, because it costs hundreds of dollars to train an employee. It’s a waste of time and money to train a person that is just going to vanish never to return again. If you went forward with that bet you would be minus ‘anything’. I know this is the case with FedEx Ground, and UPS is the same

Taking a trip to a whorehouse, going on a crack binge so hardcore that you have to take pills to get your dick hard, and raking up $75K at said whorehouse is no way to go through life, yo. It’s shameful this got even thirty seconds of airtime. Ain’t got no time for disgraces to the human race.

For real, right? Lemonade the shit out of that situation to surround yourself with better people.

It’s unequivocal laziness. Dopey schmucks like that guy are the people we tell others about as a cautionary tale. He ignored the warnings of being told how demanding it was and pussed out. Most of the people leave to go to the bathroom, but they don’t tell anyone they decided to use the bathroom at their home, leave,

They have other jobs to accomodate for that. You could tape up boxes, break jams, scan the packages that are too big to go up the belts. It’s still either laziness or stupidity. Who the hell gets a job at a place they go out of their way to tell you gets very hot and very cold depending on the time of year when they

It’s called work ethic which you obviously do not have. When a person is paid to do a job they not only do it, but they do it the best of their abilities, and they have the mindset of doing it better than anyone else. Simpleton

So do I. Open warehouses get that hot during the summer. That’s why we have water. They used to hand out those otter pops, too. Still no excuse for laziness. Some people just aren’t made for physical labor.