New rule to fix onside kicks:

A headshot on a Kent State student? Does that kicker serve with the Ohio National Guard?

Think of how much better this would be if we could talk Alabama into doing this with War Elephants

Huh, I’m surprised this happened in Oklahoma. I expect this kind of outcome more for wagons in Oregon.

No one circles the wagons like... the flailing student bodies of the student body?

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

You dumb bastard. It’s not a Schooner, it’s a Failboat.

Defensive Holding!

He just doesn’t know good quarterbacks.

Yes the whole “pivot to video” thing was based on maliciously faked data, but it also brought us Dom wielding that stupid fucking chopstick so I say it was worth it.

True, but Denver didn’t pick Peyton up when he sucked. He was still on the team from the previous year in which he broke records. They picked up Flacco when

You know who else “won” a Superbowl? Trent Dilfer who immediately signed with Seattle as a backup QB which Flacco is AT BEST.

my favorite was when aikman was complementing elway on his ability to understand quarterbacks...minutes after showing a graphic of the five dozen failed QB’s elway has brought in.

Why is it that quarterbacks who won a Super Bowl with Baltimore are indisputably the worst quarterbacks?

PAC-12 officials are legitimately embarrassing. I’m a fan of a big 10(14) team, and I got really pissed off about the officiating in a big 10/Pac 12 matchup. Then I watched a Pac 12 matchup and realized that Pac 12 refs are just trash. 

The Pac officiating have moved past being a farce and is now heading towards 2012 replacement-refs territory. And it wasn’t always like that. I distinctly remember how CFB fans use to argue who was worst, ACC refs or PAC refs?

Very few people have.

He might be a skeleton twink, but he’s a bear compared to Marko Stunt, who looks like the star of a 2003 Disney Channel Original Movie about an aspiring teen BMX racer who finds a magic helmet that turns him into Travis Pastrana when he puts it on.

You know who just wanted to have some speed and have fun? Adolph Hitler, that’s who.

Or the Toronto Maple Leafs: 1967-Present.