All those Steelers fans bought tickets. That is literally all Spanos cares about. 

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

I always think its the Clippers 

What a nice boost to the attendance for the local team.  Hopefully the enthusiasm doesn’t Petr out. 

Hey! Another 10-15 years they’ll get those visitor headsets working. Everything’s a process in New England. 

909 in the stands? Impressive.

If this game were being played in New England, this isn’t even a story. Out there, that’s just called “Sunday.”

Petr Cech yo self before you wreck yo self.

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.

Led the Lions to a championship over the Browns and the Chargers to a championship over Boston, like anyone would believe that ever happened. At least try to make it sound real. 

Insert your own Chris Berman sound effects; I know I did.

Vontaze is on the Raiders now 

So he’s rumblin’, bumblin’, stumblin’ AND fumblin’?

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

Sounds like it’s time for some Fitzmagic baby!

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

Not that I ever condone this behavior, but it’s one thing if you’re Nick Saban and your dickish behavior at least works, it’s quite another when your team sucks ass. Maybe you should try something else cause being an asshole isn’t working personally or professionally.

Publishers Clearing House: Hi there, we’ve got a 3-million dollar check for Dana Holgorsen here! Are you Dana? Well, are you? It says right here this is his address! Sir!

Take a look through the responses to this thread if you’re into bootlicking porn

“Holgorsen sat at a desk, eyes glued to a monitor and replied with 13 words. “I don’t have time to talk, I only have time to coach.” and “O.K.” As if I didn’t deserve an eye to eye farewell or a proper handshake.”