Would you settle for his phone number?

Shut the absolute fuck up, you bootlicking stooge.

Congratulations to football on finally catching up with my Madden 07 strategy.

I envy you because you seem lucky enough to have not seen a single PAC-12 or MWC game in the last decade.

Shut the fuck up.

Sanchez should have been out already. It’s not a big deal.

I mean fuck Art Briles always and forever, but if they already ruled these players to be eligible then it seems unfair to them and all of their teammates.

Let me summarize Curt Schilling’s argument for you:

Shut the fuck up.

It doesn’t only happen at the end of the half, but it only make sense to use it then, because at any other time you’re giving up the ball if you miss, and the chance at seven points even if you make it.

Stay mad.

Fuck off, shithead.

Frosted mini wheats should clearly be number one you goddamn heathen.

Fucking yes.

Were you awake at all during the Bush presidency? This is fucking ahistorical. 

You fucking naive simpleton. 

Hell yeah. I look forward to the Deadspin hate of Harden & the Rockets again this season. It only makes us stronger, or something. Ideally, strong enough to get to the fucking Finals this season. Bring on the hate!

Us?

He's not though.