You’re a dumbass. 

Clearly you have identified the important thing here.

Fuck you.

Shut up you dumb fascist bitch.

Have you missed various fascist groups attempts to infiltrate Portland in the last several years?

What kind of dumb asshole listens to Mark Schlereth on purpose?

I just looked at it and it didn’t possibly cross the front outside corner of the plate.

Welcome to Deadspin, Mr. West.

This is definitely John Krasinski’s next shitty reactionary television show.

Yeah, well so is my dog, and my dog is a moron. Please don’t give my dog the Democratic presidential nomination.

You are an idiot.

Reagan served for at least five years with full on Alzheimer’s in the White House.

It’s absolutely brilliant. JK Simmons is perfect in the role.

What the hell is even going on in this comment?

Let these two shitheads with more money than brains destroy each other, who gives a fuck lmao

what

If it were that easy to leg out a bunt single, more MLB players would do it. You are absolutely not fast enough.

You are absolutely not fast enough to bunt for a hit in the MLB.

Didn’t know Ricky Davis was a Deadspin commenter.